MAC AND VERONICA :’)))
my manager said i have to lie about my age and pretend i am 23 to customers because it is illegal for me to pour drinks, and it is so much fun because i get to make up all these stories about my 19 year old self and the gap years i took from college AND then when my customers buy me drinks i am allowed to drink them GOD BLESS (also i work in a fancy restaurant and i get to eat the food and drink the fancy drinks and people tip a lot because money is meaningless to them) I LOVE MY JOB
*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?
"you don’t look gay"
well i’m sorry i’m not wearing the gay fucking pride flag around my gay gay body and fucking your fucking sister